(DailyMail)–The company claims that ‘within 3-5 days’, you’ll begin to notice your cravings significantly reduced if not gone entirely.
‘Pavlok allows you to speak your reptile brain’s language by adding an unpleasant element, or a safe and harmless ‘zap’ of electricity on your wrist.
This means that what you have been taught to love, it conditions your mind to associate an ‘unpleasant’ feeling with your bad habit, according to the manufacturer.
It is priced at £193 on Amazon’s website.
It has 150 shocks per charge, so, depending how much of a rule breaker you are, it could last a while.
Here goes Bezos…for the low low price of $215 Amazon will take the first steps towards controlling your mind. Just trying to make you a better version of yourself.
Don’t smoke this, don’t eat that. Amazon giving you an electric shock every time you pull something unhealthy towards your mouth seems a little excessive. And you know what…it’s not going to work. They describe the shock as being the same as getting a static shock from your socks on the carpet. That’s fucking nothing. That’s not going to help me break my addiction to fresh mozzerella cheese. My dependence is too strong. What it’s really going to do is just track how fat you actually are, how much cheese you’re eating in real time, and then before you know it, when you’re running low you’ll start to see a lot of these on all of your screens
Hey fatty, there’s a whole foods cheese sale right now and if you order $50 or more a robot drone will fly the cheese through your window and directly into your mouth. Then pretty soon you’ll be getting shocked for not eating cheese. Just a little minor switch in the algorythm and Bezos has you weighing in over 300lbs and under his spell forever. SO yeah, better think about all of this before you sign up for Amazon Electric Shock because that is 100% Bezos’s end game.