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Nabisco Can Get The Fuck Out Of My Face With These Watermelon Oreos


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JunkFoodGuy - As soon as I bit into one of these Limited Edition Watermelon Golden Oreos, I got an immediate light watermelon taste.  I’ll just say it right off the bat….I liked these.  A LOT.  These DIDN’T overwhelm me with artificial (well, overly artificial) watermelon flavor.  Instead the immediate taste I got was a watermelon taste that tasted like, frankly, it had been blended with creme. So imagine a watermelon ice cream, emphasis on the cream.  Light and refreshing – sort of reminded me of  these old school watermelon ice cream cakes I’ve had in the past that looked like this. The Golden Oreo added a nice buttery sweetness to the whole thing. I am, frankly, SHOCKED.  These were good, REALLY good.  They didn’t have the overbearing sweetness that the Candy Corn Oreos or the Blizzard Oreos or even the Birthday Cake Oreos had.  No, these were subtle in flavor, with just enough watermelon to make me smile.  GOOD WORK, OREO.

Listen this JunkFood guy did a pretty good job explaining that these cookies were surprisingly tasty. Sounds like he’s as skeptical as I am of this unholy concoction but ended up liking them a lot.

But thats the difference between me and this JunkFoodGuy apparently. I’m just a natural, genuine junk food guy. I don’t need to make it my name and start a blog about my trials and tribulations of eating like shit. I’m a man of junk food principal and junk food integrity and thats why you’ll never see me taste testing these piece of shit watermelon sandwich cookies. This abomination is a direct slap in the face to a good, pure, and natural Double Stuf Oreo. When they invented the golden vanilla ones I thought they took it too far, but even I’ll admit those are actually pretty tasty. I still don’t even eat those though – again, just straight principal. Bottom line is if you’re at the store and plain Double Stuf Oreos and Watermelon Oreos are staring you in the face and you select Watermelon, you need to be deported. Kicked right out of the goddam country. Its just not right.

All thats left is to make a Fried Chicken Oreo and they’ll have their whole demographic cornered.