Taylor Swift Casually Drops The Worst Song Of All Time Trying To Pander To Gay People

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What?? Forget about the song, THAT’S what you include in the music video? Word Art of topics that occasionally trend on Twitter during Pride Month? It looks like something you’d see in a Powerpoint 101 class. I get what she was trying to do and I really do appreciate the sentiment, but this was a gigantic swing and a miss as far as I’m concerned. It’s the fight song no one asked for. Someone needs to tell her she’s never going to be Brittany and to stop trying.

Here are the lyrics:

You are somebody that I don’t know / But you’re takin’ shots at me like it’s Patron / And I’m just like damn it’s 7 AM / Say it in the street, that’s a knock-out / But you say it in a tweet, that’s a cop-out / And I’m just like, “Hey, are you okay?”

And I ain’t tryin’ mess with your self-expression / I’ve learned a lesson that stressin’ and obsessin’ ’bout somebody else is no fun / And snakes and stones never broke my bones

Chorus:
So uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh / You need to calm down, you’re being too loud / And I’m like uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh / You need to just stop, like can you just not step on my gown? / You need to calm down

You are somebody that we don’t know / But you’re comin’ at my friends like a missile / Why are you mad when you could be Glaad? / Sunshine on the street at the parade / But you would rather be in the dark age / Just makin’ that sign must’ve taken all night

You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace / And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate / ‘Cause shade never made anybody less gay

Repeat Chorus

And we see you over there on the internet / Comparing all the girls who are killing it / But we figured you out / We all know now we all got crowns / You need to calm down

“Why be mad when you could be GLAAD” Get it? Anyway, Kevin summed it up.

In 2019 that is a certified fact.  Better luck next time, T.