Breaking News! Taco Bell Launching a Full Breakfast Menu on March 27th

Oh man what a day! First the rumors of extended McDonalds breakfast, and now this! I’m dizzy!

Thankfully I’m here to catch you when you fall, and I went ahead and did some snooping around their mobile app where the menu has been uploaded. You can tell this is fresh because their blazed programmers messed up a few things, but it’s probably hard to program when most of your blood is rushing to a place in your pants.

So let’s check it out:

Official review:

Selection: 10/10
Ability to induce diarrhea: 10/10
Will be served until: 11, not 10
Taste: If you’re getting Taco Bell breakfast, you don’t care for taste.
 

Taco Bell doing it big again. No shame in their game. Don’t get high and mighty on me- they can label it a horse meat taco waffle, I’ll still need 4 horse meat taco waffles.
 
 
H/T @zippychance

 
 
PS: I think drinking coffee with Taco Bell breakfast is just about the best diet you can go on. Need to cut weight? I cannot think of a better way.