URGENT READER EMAIL: Philly Area Stoolie Needs To Find His 8 Month Old Pussy Magnet Of A Pit Bull/Lab Mix A New Home

Reader Email: Need to find my pit bull a home

I adopted a pit bull lab mix and she’s incredible. My landlord is being a giant boner and says I can’t keep her here. Since I didn’t really care what he said I decided on keeping her here because he’d never find out. Now my roommate is trying to get all tough with me and is saying he’s bringing her back to the pound. So I ask you if you could please help me find her a new home. I’m in the Lehigh Valley. If you end up posting this I’ll be forever grateful.

She’s about 8 months old. Spayed and all shots are up to date.

She’s also a pussy magnet I swear.

 
SOLD. You know what to do boys and girls. If you think you can help, contact Chris at cjru900@gmail.com. Don’t worry about flooding his inbox cause he says that email is only used to register for free porn accounts. Let’s find this pup a home that she deserves and alleviate all of our fellow Stoolie’s worries. Props to Chris for taking the responsibility route and putting the dog first.

I get rules are rules, but that roommate couldn’t be any more of a dick to threaten the pound. Unacceptable. Look how cute it is…I’m talking about the dog, not the thing that lounges shirtless in baseball pants and still for some reason signs up for porn. That pup’s adorable. Try taking it to the dog park and not get laid. I dare you.