President Trump Wore Golf Spikes To A Church In Virginia To Honor The Victims Of The Virginia Beach Shooting

No judgments or political opinions here. I once wore golf spikes to church. It was Christmas Eve during college and I was home with the fam, and I forgot to bring my ONE PAIR of dress shoes back to Maine. So I wore golf cleats to shake hands with my neighbors and to play with the hot wax from the Silent Night candles. Granted, my spikes were brown Eccos that looked like this:

Pretty dressy. As long as I stuck to carpeted surfaces that didn’t broadcast my clip-cloppy footwear, nobody really knew the difference. But that’s why Donnie is holding down the Oval Office while I’m a basic bitchboy. Dude doesn’t give a single, flying/walking/driving fuck. You never know—a congregant might unroll a putting mat and challenge him to a putt-off between the pews. Stay ready.

At first I thought maybe they were white dress shoes like the ones Usher wore in the Caught Up video.

For years, I thought those were white dress shoes. I went back to confirm and I think they’re sneakers. Don’t focus on that; focus on the idea of white dress shoes. Cool, right?

I’m 97% sure those are POTUS’s golf spikes. I was thinking that, and then I read this tweet:

Spends time at golf club… goes straight to church… does not pass locker room, does not drop golf spikes off with locker room steward who puts them back in your locker with baby powder in the heel… science. They look like detachable spikes too. Those give you an extra inch or two on firm ground. Smart.