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Bynes Evicted From Her Apartment

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GothamistIt’s been literally days—a long, bongless, wacky wig-lacking lifetime—since we heard anything from everyone’s favorite current star undergoing a truly sad public meltdown, Amanda Bynes. But it seems there’s a very good reason there’s been no reports of vase throwing or scarf yanking in midtown: Bynes has reportedly been evicted from her apartment. According to In Touch, she was actually quietly kicked out on Tuesday: “At 9 p.m. on Tuesday, movers showed up and removed Amanda’s belongings from her apartment,” their source told them. “She is officially gone from the building.” It sounds like the whole bong-throwing incident was just the straw that broke the celebrity’s back: “Even before her arrest, residents had constant complaints about the smell of marijuana coming from her apartment,” the source said. “She had also cursed out residents and the doormen, and the smell of pot from her apartment was really annoying people.” Another source—a photographer who has spent time with Bynes recently—also disputes Bynes’ claims thatshe doesn’t smoke pot. “She had at least a dozen hand-rolled joints on her,” the photographer told them. “She had them in her palm at one point — she’ll smoke one halfway, put it out. Then light a new one. Then re-light the other half. It’s so weird! But she is constantly smoking weed.”

Welp heres the beginning of the end for Bynes. Officially a homeless drug addict now. A full blown Stage 6 Meltdown. Death or incarceration is imminent. Ordinarily for a normal person, this wouldn’t be the end of the world. You can move back in with you parents or a close friend. But here’s what she’s been saying about her father and her only friend in the world Perez Hilton:


So that’s that. Cross those two off the list. Nowhere to go. Mentally unstable. Addicted to reefer. Whoever she ends up crashing with will undoubtedly kick her out. The end is nigh for the Bynes Breakdown. We’re exactly 369 days into Bynes Watch and I think its all coming to a head.