[Local 10] - A Florida woman who was riding shotgun in a pickup truck before a traffic stop was doing more than just drinking beer and smoking crack cocaine, deputies said.
Rhonda Koppenhoefer, 55, of Fort Pierce, was also performing sex acts during the ride, the driver told deputies.
When deputies approached the truck, they found a half-full bottle of Bud Light between Koppenhoefer’s legs, a crack pipe on the floorboard by her feet and three crack rocks on the ground nearby, according to an arrest affidavit.
This is it. We found the Florida trifecta. Road head, crack and a Bud Light between the legs. That’s how you do it. That’s how a traffic stop happens. You don’t just get pulled over for speeding. Hell, you hardly get pulled over for just a DUI in Florida. You need more to happen.
Thankfully we have Rhonda here, who actually looks her age at 55. That’s surprising in Florida. But, more importantly we have one of the best lines I’ve seen in some big J Journalism.
When deputies spoke to the driver, he explained why he ran the red light.
“He said it took him so long to stop the vehicle and his pants were down because he was receiving sexual acts from Rhonda while he was driving,” the affidavit said
That’s unbelievable. Just couldn’t stop because his pants were down and he was enjoying a blowjob. Can’t blame him. Maybe he was close to cumming. He didn’t want to risk stopping that moment. You know you can’t go back so you just keep going.
Fucking Florida though. Just some crack everywhere. Some Bud Light everywhere. So congrats to Rhonda for the trifecta.