Study Shows BDSM Sex Freaks Are Healthier And Less Neurotic Than Prudes
NY Post - The bible of psychiatry says that kinky sex could be problematic, but a new study claims that whips, chains and nipple clamps might actually be good for one’s health. Practitioners of bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism (BDSM) feel more secure in their relationships, have a higher sense of well-being and are less neurotic than people who prefer tamer sex, according to a new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Beyond that, members of the BDSM community tended to be more extroverted, were more open to new ideas and were less sensitive to rejection, according to study researcher Andreas Wismeijer, a psychologist at Nyenrode Business University in the Netherlands who conducted the research while at Tilburg University. “[BDSM practitioners] either did not differ from the general population and if they differed, they always differed in the more favorable direction,” said Wismeijer according to LiveScience. Wismeijer conducted his research by subjecting 902 BDSM practitioners and 434 non-BDSM participants to questionnaires that examined personality, sensitivity to rejection, style of attachment in relationships and overall well-being. “We did not have any findings suggesting that people who practice BDSM have a damaged psychological profile or have some sort of psychopathology or personality disorder,” Wismeijer said. While the researcher was reluctant to offer explanations for his findings, he did offer a few hypotheses. For starters, BDSM practitioners tend to have a heightened awareness of their sexual needs and desires, so they might be able to build less frustrating relationships both inside and outside the bedroom when compared with their more “vanilla” peers.
You hear that ladies??? You prude broads listening??? You wanna be normal and well balanced and less neurotic than the average girl? Then put this ball gag in your mouth and let me whip your ass. This honestly makes perfect sense to me. And I’m not talking about from a psychological level. I don’t know about sensitivity and attachment and all that jazz. Here’s what I do know:
What drives chicks crazy? What makes them neurotic and crazy? Or rather, who does? We do. Guys do. Chicks’ entire existences are based around having a boyfriend and being in a happier relationship than their friends. Thats literally it. Any girl without a boyfriend wants one and any chick with a boyfriend wants a better one than all her friends. Doesn’t matter how successful their jobs are or how great their friends are. Thats all they want. So of course they are absolutely terrified of rejection since their lives revolve around that. Well you know who doesn’t get rejected often? The chick who lets you reenact everything you saw on your favorite Youjizz video. The chick who wants you to do cool shit to her that you’ve never even heard of. Those chicks don’t get rejected. Therefore those chicks aren’t really upset and don’t get all neurotic and paranoid and all that shit.
Meanwhile the annoying prude girl gets kicked to the curb after a little while because she won’t let a finger slip in the back door or doesn’t wanna get spanked or something. Hence she’s having even less sex, gets even worse at it, and a vicious downward spiral of being a lame, prude lonely bitch commences. Long story short, girls – start fucking like your favorite 50 Shades of Grey character and you’ll be happy as shit. Your nipples may be sore from the clothespins but you’ll be happy.