Johnny Depp Channeled All Of His Drunk And High Characters To Play An Award Show Presenter

Or it’s simply Johnny Depp playing…Johnny Depp. Like I don’t think he had to venture that far to play the likes of George Jung, Hunter S. Thompson and Pirate Keith Richards. Great actor, but in every real interview he looks like he’s itching to drop some acid when you’re not looking.

If there’s any justice in this world Johnny Depp would solely get drunk playing Edward Fortyhands. The only way to make things even. I’ve played E40H on about 14 occasions in my life and have puked maybe 75 times. Averaging below the Mendoza line and I’m not proud of it at all. And I’m not talking amateur hour liver destruction with 40’s of Coors Light, I’m talking the way God and Tim Burton intended with straight up malt liquor. Colt 45 or Hurricane is all I’ve experienced plus White Ace in Europe which I’m legitimately shocked is legal under international law. My old roommate used to finish both hands in 2 minutes flat. The fact that he is employed let alone still breathing is beyond amazing.