Its A Top 5 Worst Morning Of The Year...But At Least You're Not This Little Chinese Baby Stuck In Sewer Pipes
Metro- A newborn baby has been rescued from a sewage pipe directly below a toilet in China. The baby boy, believed to be just a couple of days old, was saved by firefighters in Jinhua city, Zhejiang province on Saturday. Having failed to pull the baby out of the sewage pipe at the apartment block after residents reported hearing an infant crying, rescuers were forced to saw through a section of the pipe to free the child. The baby has since been taken to hospital and is said to be in a stable condition. The story has sparked anger in China, with social media users calling for the child’s parents to be ‘severely punished’. One user wrote on the popular weibo site: ‘The parents who did this have hearts even filthier than that sewage pipe.
So this morning is one of the worst days of the year. My rankings go – 1. Day after Labor Day 2. Day after New Years 3. Day after Super Bowl 4. Day after Memorial Day. The reason its in 4th place is because you still have the whole summer to look forward too. Its just the beginning of all the fun. Today is Tuesday, not a Monday and you’ve got just a couple days before you do it all over again. But you’re still polluted and hungover and feel like someone kicked your kidneys in and if things went right, you may have an STD.
But hey! At least you’re not this 1 day old Asian in a sewer pipe! Nothing to put your White Person, First World Problems in perspective like a wacky story from fucking China. The sickest part is this is obviously some Tiger Parents abandoning their kid but if you told me this was just some big accident and some kooky Asians somehow flushed their baby down the toilet I’d probably believe that too. Because thats just how Asia rolls. You never know. But all I do know is that I probably should stop complaining about how I’m sad my weekend is over while there are 2 day old babies in Hong Kong being sucked down plumbing pipes like fucking Super Mario.