I don’t really understand how a NASCAR All Star Game is supposed to work, mostly because it still appears to be driving fast with the intent to driver faster than anyone else in an automobile. But if fisticuffs are at play then I’m all in on NASCAR. The NBA All Star Game hasn’t had a fight in centuries. The Pro Bowl’s only fight is against football fans to give a shit about the event. Meanwhile you’ve got guys spinning out their competition in the ALL STAR GAME and immediate body blows as the result. Those punches were like a goddamn Mortal Kombat finisher combo and if it weren’t for the swarm of pit crew members getting in the mix there would still be hands ongoing in a fury.