When The Pissing On The Shoe Prank Goes Wrong

 
Gone wrong? You mean gone right. Any grown man who pees like a first grader deserves this result. Hey, I don’t care if this is faker than a Dolly Parton tit, when that grown man’s bare ass hits the linoleum floor I laughed. Sue me. But it’s still a fake “prank” that’s worthy of a stabbing. Wet socks are THE WORST. Might as well have been a real Golden Shower.

The grunt followed by the automatic flush is the cherry on top. Give whoever makes those toilets a contract extension.