Breaking News: Chester's Puffcorn Has Reinvented the Gross/Awesome Cheesy Snack Game

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With full disclosure I’m a Jax guy. Always been a Jax guy. I’ve loved them since I was a kid. Nothing tastes better and worse all at once than Jax. Just pure air doused with some sort of alien like fluorescent orange cheese. The composition of Jax so fragile that they literally go stale within 20 minutes of opening the bag and being released into the wild.  And maybe most remarkable of all, you get all this flavor, color and pageantry for the price of 99 cents. Truly one of God’s finest creations. That’s why for the past 2 decades Jax has reigned supreme at the top of my gross cheesy snack pyramid.  That was until today. That’s when the First Lady brought home a bag of Chester’s Puffcorn and I must say they have redefined the game. I’m not sure how long these have been on the market, but they are flat better than Jax. Yup I said it. Better than Jax. Lighter, fluffier, tastes better and only make you feel half as sick. If you respect the gross cheesy game you owe it yourself to give these things a whirl.  And trust me I didn’t take writing this blog lightly.  I almost didn’t even blog it because of my loyalty to Jax.  But as I’ve said many times before.  With great blog power comes great blog responsibility.