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NYC Bus Tour Through The Bronx Advertises As "A Ride Through A Real Life GHETTO"

Washington Times – A bus company that bills one of its tours as a real-life ride through an actual inner-city ghetto has been packing the seats, as tourists from Europe and Australia have flocked for the up-close-and-personal glimpse into one of America’s crime-ridden areas. The Real Bronx Tours offers the trip three times a week, billing it as “a ride through a real New York City ‘GHETTO,’ ” complete with stops at food-pantry lines and “pickpocket” park, The New York Post reported. The tour is $45, The Post said. A sampling of stops: Tour guide Lynn Battaglia singles out a housing project, before idling nearby a historic church and citing crime and poverty statistics from the South Bronx in 1970, The Post reported. Then on to East 140th Street, where Ms. Battaglia gives a history of the word “pig” as a reference to police officer. “The policeman, his name is Patty, and he would walk up and down that street, and if he ran into an alcoholic, he’d beat them mercilessly,” she said, in The Post. “So they’d call him ‘Patty the Pig.’ “ Other sources actually say the reference to cops as pigs began in London in 1811, The Post said. Area politicians aren’t happy with the theme of the tour. Bronx Borough President Ruben Diaz called the guide “the biggest fool on the planet,” in The Post. “They should tell people about The Bronx that we all know, and that’s The Bronx that’s had the lowest crime rate since 1963 last year. To have foreigners come and gawk at a long line of people who are less fortunate than they are and to make money off of that … is pretty disgusting.”

Who the fuck would pay 45 dollars to ride a bus through the hood and have all the intricacies of a NYC slum pointed out to them? That has gotta be the absolute worst business model I have ever heard. How has this woman ever had a single customer? I mean I know tourists are complete assholes and will fork over money for just about anything, but what the hell is a Ghetto Bus Tour like? Over here on your left you’ll see human excrement, most likely left by a vagrant who uses the sidewalk as a toilet. Looking forward on your right, you’ll see a slew of liquor stores and check cashing storefronts with the occasional take out fried chicken peppered in. You’ll notice there’s no electricity in any of these buildings because Con Edison has cut the power in these neighborhoods because white people need their air conditioning and nobody cares whether the inhabitants here live or die. Please don’t feed the toothless whores or crackheads. And keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times to avoid hypodermic needle pricks.

I sincerely hope one of these days a bus full of Asians and European tourists gets completely hijacked in one of these neighborhoods. NYC Ghetto Bus Tours – costs $45 and potentially all of your other belongings when you get mugged along the way.