Start The Week Off With A Daily Dose Of Doggies

I was going to begin today with a “Monday Morning Metaphor” of a Middle Eastern chemistry teacher accidentally creating a suicide bomb in class, but you know what? Let’s get some uplifting mojo going around here for once. The sun is out, the air is crisp, Mark Sanchez is going to lead the Eagles to the playoffs while drinking the tears of KFC along the way. Life is all right. Time to Donkey Punch the week on a positive note.

Let’s start with Coyote the blues singing dog who can’t shake that depressed feeling. The BB King of bitches.