Lisa Ann Just Went On An Epic Twitter Rant About Michael Del Zotto
So I guess back when MDZ was with the Rangers he was stuffing Lisa Ann for a quick minute. Michael, you old sailor you. The two split up but apparently Del Zotto still keeps in contact with the pornstar from time to time. Unfortunately for him, she hasn’t really been picking up what he’s been putting down and decided to blow up his spot on Twitter. It’s a pretty solid/worthwhile read so sit back an enjoy.
As you may imagine, I get some pretty random texts.. Takes a lot to annoy me, but some people strive at it..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
The most annoying texter in the history of my life has been.., hands down @MichaelDelZotto … Shocker right!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Yes, @MichaelDelZotto the STUD NHL player… For some reason he thinks I am a dating service and will arrange dates for him.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
^ Glad Lisa Ann actually knows a thing or two about hockey. You’re goddamn right MDZ is a STUD. Fuckin love that guy.
Strange, most guys want to date me, not use me to find other dates but OK.. I have asked him for 2 years to stop.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Don't get mad. Been so busy with the season I haven't been out at all. Any chance you have met a sweetheart for me to actually hang out with
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
So girls,… Do me a favor… Just to do the kid the favor and get it out of my hands @MichaelDelZotto is looking for dates, lots of them!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
The reality here is this.. MY Timeline "The REAL Lisa Ann" I tweet what is real in my life. Not always trying to blast, but i like to share.
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
HA HA HA I have been #Blocked @MichaelDelZotto Blocked me.. I'm actually laughing out loud. hysterically.. Maybe he will leave me alone now!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
Then a few more random tweets transpired and Lisa decided to fill us in on the Spark Notes version of the story. So gracious of her.
short story… It all started about 2 years ago when I was hosting an event @MichaelDelZotto reached out to the promoter to meet me..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
I looked him up, he was with the Rangers at the time, looked cute, I thought ok, Pro Athlete, he won't try to kill or rob me, so sure I will
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
^ Love the rationale here.
So, we go on a date, its nice, hang out- yada yada yada… about a week later he started asking if could hook him up with girls on the road
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
I say NO… I say YO, you are a cute kid, you can pull tail, if not have your agent do it.. just don't ask me….
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) November 2, 2014
And then it keeps going for a little longer but I’m getting tired of embedding Tweets so if you’re really that interested you can just check out Lisa Ann’s timeline for the rest of the details. Either way, that last tweet says it all. Real recognize real here, MDZ is a handsome son of a bitch. I’ve said it a billion and a half times before but he has some first-ballot Hall Of Fame flow going on. I’m sure the chicks Lisa Ann has connects with are probably a little hotter than the randoms MDZ could find at a bar on the road in some shithole like Buffalo, but I doubt the guy would ever have any issues with going out and slinging that meat around at will. But I don’t know, I guess once you get a taste of that porn star tail nothing else really feeds the appetite as well again. Blessing and a curse really. So can I fault MDZ for trying to get Lisa Ann to hook him up with some of her finest whores while he’s out on the road? Absolutely not. Maybe he should have just learned to pump the brakes a bit but hindsight is 20/20. Playas fuck up.
Quick sidenote: Had a dream last night that MDZ scored his first goal as a Flyer and for some reason I wasn’t able to tweet about it. Autocorrect just kept changing everything on me. It was legitimately one of the most terrifying dreams of my life.
h/t CJ