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Imagine Getting Kicked In The Face?

No, seriously. Imagine getting KICKED in the face? Like somebody else’s foot…connecting with your face…full force. It seems like pretty much the worst possible thing this planet and its possibilities have to offer.

I guess I’ve SORTA been kicked in the face before, by UFC Flyweight Katlyn Chookagian…

…but she was throwing with MAYBE 20% power if I had to guess, and if 20% drops me, 100% kills me.

Hope that never happens again.