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Chinese Kid Hires Hitman To Kill His Father And Sister Because They Put Too Much Pressure On Him In School

Guardian – A teenage boy in central China has been detained on suspicion of hiring hitmen to kill his father and sister because he resented their strict discipline, state media have reported. Police found the bodies of the two victims on Sunday after neighbours heard suspicious noises at their home in Zhoukou, Henan province, and raised the alarm, the official news agency Xinhua said. Gao Tianfeng, 49, was the former president of Luyi county court. His daughter, in her 20s, was said to have been living with her younger brother to oversee his studies. Police told local media that surveillance video at their residential community showed two young men wearing baseball caps jumping over the fence of the house shortly after 2am and leaving by the same route afterwards. The state-run Global Times newspaper said police had arrested Gao’s son, a student at a senior high school in Luohe, about 70km from Zhoukou, and a second male. It added that a preliminary investigation showed that the teenager hired two contract killers via the internet because he believed his father and sister were putting too much pressure on him over his studies. But the China News Service said police were continuing their inquiries because a third suspect remained at large.

If I was Asian I’d absolutely kill my parents. Asian parents bring absolutely nothing to the table except for abuse and suffering. Tiger Moms ruin your life from the second you’re alive. Unless you’re some scientist or a doctor Asian Dads probably want you to just seppuku yourself for bringing shame to the family. Best case scenario is they sell you into some sort of Olympic Gymnastics training mill. Worst case scenario is they just leave you on a mountainside to die when you’re first born because they don’t like you. And somewhere in between there, they are just abusing you every time you get an A- instead of an A. I’d hire hitmen too. Find the best ninjas for hire and set yourself free.