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French Company Raises Money To Invent Scented Underwear For Men

PARISA company that specializes in “Made in France” underwear has raised nearly 19,000 euros ($25,000) from enthusiastic investors banking on its next titillating creation — sweet-smelling underpants for men. The so-called “Indomitable” briefs will be manufactured by “Le Slip Francais”, a company set up in 2011 by 27-year-old Guillaume Gibault, who decided to bank on a trend for all things made in France to sell underwear. “You want to change the world, you want to change things, start by changing your underpants!” the firm writes on crowdfunding website www.mymajorcompany.com, where it has already raised close to 19,000 euros. The idea behind crowdfunding is that anyone on the Internet can contribute money to a project, in some cases in exchange for shares in a company or other rewards.  Gibault told AFP the briefs will be scented thanks to micro-capsules full of homemade perfume that will be incorporated into the cotton used to make the underpants in the Lille region of northern France. As soon as the lucky owner of the briefs moves around, the capsules will release the perfume and the scent will last up to 30 washes, he says. “It’s quite a masculine perfume, not very strong, based on musk and pears,” he said.

You know what? I’ll be honest – its not a terrible idea. I don’t know if my cock and balls smelling like pears and musk is really that great. I don’t think that makes chicks wet, exactly. But pretty much any scent in the world is an upgrade from my standard “Farts & Sweat” aroma that plagues my undercarriage. Although I can’t imagine ever making a scented pair of underpants capable of overcoming the scents and smells that come from my grundle on a Monday morning after a Sunday of a hundred beers and a hundred wings. Then my nether regions just smell like a mix of pears and blue cheese, beer farts and old grandpa musk smell. Thats an absolute disaster. I don’t think there’s any fragrance or perfume that can defend against that odor. Short of straight up Febrezing my taint with an aerosol can, there’s really no stopping the gross smells that are gonna come from that region.

It is literally a miracle chicks are will to put their nose anywhere near it.