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Chinese Chick Gets Heart Broken So She Spends An Entire Week In KFC


Yahoo – A lovesick Chinese woman dumped by her boyfriend spent an entire week in a KFC eating chicken wings. Depressed Tan Shen, 26, from Chengdu, in China’s southwest Sichuan Province, decided she needed some fried comfort food to get over her ex. She stopped off at a KFC near a train station by her home, but ended up staying for a whole week because she ‘needed time to think’.

Spending a full day in KFC after getting broken up with is just a pretty standard protocol. You’re feeling like you’re at your lowest point in your life and all you really need is a few buckets full of Original Recipe Boneless Chicken and all the mashed potatoes in the world. Spending 2 full days is perfectly fine because it takes some more time to get over the devastation than it does for others, I get that. Spending 3 full days in KFC is a little troublesome but at least you still get the benefit of the doubt. And then that’s where things tend to go awry. 4-5 days and you’re just a pussy who can’t get over your emotions. Now I would never guess that there could be anyone who would spend anything more than 5 days inside a KFC after getting dumped. You’d figure a person that gross would be used to getting broken up with by now and would just revert back to the 24-hour binge period of their life. But not Tan Shen of Chengdu, China. And don’t get me wrong, her dedication to the craft is certainly admirable. But someone needs to tell that fat slob to get back on that fucking horse. This is no way to go about life. She looks like she’s one order of Popcorn Chicken away from looking and smelling like the inside of the Colonel’s for the rest of her life.