73 Year-Old Dude Lands A 106 Year-Old Piece Of Ass

Herald SunMarjorie Hemmerde, 106, and Gavin Crawford, 73, are the doting pair who’ve proved it’s never too late to fall head over heels for that special someone. They met in a nursing home three years ago where both expected to quietly enjoy their twilight years. Neither had ever been married and never expected such a lovely twist like this. Now they are inseparable. They’re the kind of sweethearts who exchange glances and cheeky pecks like teenagers on a train. “We just sort of melted into each other,” Ms Hemmerde said. “We get along like old friends, the age gap doesn’t seem to matter.” Mr Crawford said he’d found his princess. “Marjorie is very outgoing and has good outlook in life,” he said. “I think we both have learned that life is far too short not to enjoy it.” But the thought of making the union official is a fickle thought for the elderly duo, who learned long ago that marriage wasn’t the only ingredient for a great life. “I’m too irresponsible,” Ms Hemmerde said. “I quite like living in sin.”

Look at these two swinging singles. 179 combined years of chasing skirts & cocks without the worry of a husband or wife to answer to. My heroes. Even clocked in at over a century, Marjorie’s still not giving exclusivity to her silver-trimmed holes. She’s just too irresponsible to reject getting the dentures fucked out of her mouth. Knows that, if the right dick struts into the nursing home, Gavin’s just gotta deal with her living in the sin of anal without him. But he knows the deal. He’s laying the Viagra-fueled pipe to all comers himself – including a self-proclaimed slut 33 years older than him. I guess I’d rather see Gavin paired up with a post-Great Depression fuck buddy, but at 76 with a sack more disturbing than Mr. Balls, you nail whatever you can.