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Must Listen Reader Voicemail - My Uber Driver Threatened To "Eliminate Me" For Cancelling My Ride

Carl-

You gotta hear this guy. This was after cancelling him 1 minute in because I didn’t wait for him to come from the loop to Lakeview during his rush hour.

Thank you,

Nothing worse than when your Uber driver pulls up to the location and you INSTANTLY get a call from some random area code. Hey Carl it’s Brandon I’m calling to confirm

SHUT THE FUCK UP BRANDON I HAVE THE SAME TECHNOLOGY I’M COMING

I don’t care what anyone says, ride sharing is a tense and uncomfortable situation. No one cares how much room temperature Nestle bottled water you have. No one wants your poor people mints or control of the music or any modern convenience you cooked up to move the tip jar. Just get me to where I want to go in complete silence. If you must talk, limit the chatter to instructing me on the nearest phone charger.

Now imagine being Larry and having to deal with assholes like me time and time again. Must be so hard not to snap on people all the time. T&P’s to Larry.