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More Interviews From Charles Ramsey And His 911 Phone Call

Original Video from last nite:

911 Call, complete with subtitles which are oddly necessary:

2nd Interview:

So here’s the one thing we know for sure regarding the Charles Ramsey/Amanda Berry situation out in Cleveland:

Charles Ramsey fucking loves McDonalds. Loves it. Mentions it like 3 or 4 times every time he’s telling this story. Dude just helped solve the crime of the century but he really really wants us to know he was chowing down on his Mickey D’s.

Now why is that important to the story? Here’s why:

NYDNAmanda Berry, one of the three Cleveland women found alive Monday after vanishing a decade ago, embraced her sister during an emotional reunion — one their family held out hope for all these years.Berry, now 27, met her older sister, Beth Serrano, at the hospital following her incredible escape from the home where she and two other women were apparently held against their will by three brothers. Also hospitalized was a 6-year-old girl whom Berry reportedly gave birth to while in captivity. Berry went missing on April 21, 2003 — a day before she turned 17 — after leaving her job at a Burger King. She was on her way home to celebrate her birthday.

Fuckin Burger King taking a massive hit today! First off Charles Ramsey doesn’t mention them once. Then it turns out kidnappers prey upon their employees. I wouldn’t be surprised if Burger King just shut down in Cleveland all together after this.

An a real note though, its absolutely wild how this story is playing out because of the internet. Absolutely nobody cares about Amanda Berry and how she was missing for a DECADE. Its like a horrendously tragic story that everyone is now laughing about because Charles Ramsey is one crazy, fast talking motherfucker. We talking about ribs and salsa music and McDonalds and how white girls would never run to black men. The internet is a wacky, wacky place. Just to ruin the fun vibe here’s a picture of Amanda (center) reunited with her sister: