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Putting Garlic Up Your Coochie? Might Be Time To Stop According To Science

Damn, that’s wild. Mighty convenient that Dr Jen Gunter didnt mention anything about possible negative side effects of shoving garlic, and I’m quoting here, “where the sun dont shine.” If that’s the case and there’s no drawbacks, I’ll be anally burping garlic for the next month but my yeast levels will be lower than your mother at a limbo contest while on vacation at lovely Sandals Jamaica.

Threads like these are why I love twitter. I wonder if Dr Jen has an alarm that goes off in order to remind herself of her scientific responsibilities.

“Welp, it’s 9pm eastern time. Time to thread about pussy garlic again. Ok Siri, set my notifications to Do Not Disturb for one hour.”