Austin News Station Tweets Out A Traffic Update Annnndddd It's A Bunch Of Dicks

Whoops! Now that’s a traffic jam Tony Romo can sit through. I highly doubt a gaggle of balls is holding up the highways…but it is Austin, TX. That place is Brooklyn 2.0 and a haven for the hipster. It just may be a metaphor for an open mic poetry reading or PETA protest clogging the roads. At least the news team is sending their finest to solve the case.
 

Investigation? I don’t think you need to call Colombo on this one. An intern had dicks on his computer and attached the wrong pic. Apologize for the face full of grundle and live to fight another day.