New York Realtor Offering 15% Raise For Getting Company Logo Tattooed On Your Body
CBS – As CBS 2?s Emily Smith reported Tuesday, a tattoo can be a way to show off your personality. For Rapid Realty employees, it is the fast track to a 15 percent pay raise if you get inked with the company logo. There are no size or location restrictions. Brooke Koropatnick got hers behind the ear. “I had a paycheck coming in what was a substantial amount of money different, so it was nice,” she told Smith. Stephanie Barry got tattooed two weeks ago and, along with it, a permanent pay raise for every real estate transaction. “I was like, why am I throwing my money away when I could give myself from a $25,000 to $40,000 for the same amount of work?” Barry told Smith. The credit doesn’t go to Rapid Realty owner Anthony Lolli. He said he got the idea from a loyal employee who wasn’t doing it for money. “He calls me up, he says ‘Hey Anthony, I’m getting the logo on me.’ I show up at the shop and I’m like ‘this is cool, how can I repay you?’” Lolli said.
Hey Pres you reading this shit?? I’ll get inked up with a Stool right fuckin now for 15%. I’m already Barstool for life. I’ve basically already metaphorically branded myself and my name with all the horrible shit I’ve said on this website. I’m wearing a figurative Scarlett Letter, might as well get tatt’d up with a real one and get a 15% raise.
My problem is I don’t know where to put it. My marshmallow arms aren’t good enough to get a tat. I feel like the only other place to put a good tat is on your chest, but do I really wanna put the Stool there? Maybe right in the middle of my back? On my shoulder like Pitino did? Everywhere else is a girly spot. Like if you have a tattoo on your wrist or your ankle or something thats gay as shit. Maybe I’ll get V-I-V-A tattooed across my knuckles?
Ah fuck it maybe I’ll just get an asshole tattoo. “ST” on one cheek. “O” on my asshole. “OL” on the other cheek.
PS – I bet hat chick who got the tattoo behind her ear is a FREAK.