Licking Toes On The NYC Subway

You know what the best part of this video is? The girlfriend’s face.

Thats 100% the look of “Please, not now. Don’t do the toe licking thing. Not here. Please.” Like there is no doubt in my mind this guy’s shtick is licking his girlfriend’s toes. The whole performance – the build up, the crowd interaction, calling for their participation. I’m surprised he didn’t start up some call and response with the audience. And then against his lady’s will he just licks on those tootsies like they’re Sour Apple Blow Pops. Complete disregard for not only the subway filth that can accumulate on bare feet but also his girlfriend’s desires. Pure dedication to the toe licking subway performance. Rex Ryan would be proud.

Thanks to Mike for the video