Larry King Did Another One Of His Brain Dumps, This Time Complimented His Wife By Saying She Would've Made A Great Hooker

I am ALL in on what Larry King is doing these days. Old, slightly senile, no real grasp of how technology works and just says fuck it, what do I have to lose, every little thought I’ve ever had is going on twitter. Including the one where he thinks his wife would have made an awesome hooker in a former life. What is she going to do? Divorce him? Oh no, wouldn’t want that, then Larry would have to go out and get himself a NINTH wife. That would really kill him. You take your hooker compliment and you like it, in Larry’s hey dey we called women hookers instead of pretty.

Other tweets of note.

Little different than the hooker line, Larry basically wants to suck Regis dick.

No fucking clue, mind is pretzeled.

That’s a strange thing to wonder.

Is the sky blue?

You mean nerds? Yeah, we remember nerds Larry.

Cool it with the kid shit Larry

Someone has been watching the Rundown.

Actually very good advice

 
Larry is high and has the munchies

Getting higher.

Yup, blazed out of his mind.