REBRANDSZN: Johnny Manziel Is Officially Going By "John" Now.

Johnny Manziel?   Who?????

The first step of the 19th #ComebackSzn is here:

#RebrandSzn.

Has a name change ever not worked?  I’m not even going to look that up because I just know it to be a fact.  There was some guy playing in front of 14 fans a night in Miami named Mike,  now there’s a guy batting cleanup for the biggest franchise in sports history named Giancarlo.  Ron Artest was some asshole beating up fans in the crowd, Metta World Peace is a global ambassador of goodwill.  Chad Johnson sounded like the guy who cold called you about health insurance, Ochocinco is an electrifying entertainer.  Lew Alcindor is your grandfather who was a mechanic in World War 1, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was a monster in the paint.  Cassius Clay sounds like an emo garage band playing warehouse shows in Brooklyn – Muhammed Ali is an icon.

Johnny Manziel was a bad boy who squandered his talent and wasted opportunities.

John Manziel?  Well who knows what the future holds, but if history is any indication, it’s gonna be epic.

^^^^^ NOPE.

Much better.

PS,

No bigger reason for a rebrand than when I Googled “Johnny Manziel suit” for that picture and got auto-switched to a search with more results.