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The Notoriously Good-Guy NCAA Will Allow UVA's Kyle Guy To Have A Wedding Registry And Is STUNNED Anyone Would Think Otherwise

Quick timeline of events to catch you up if you’re behind:

1) 3 days ago, Busted Coverage puts up a blog about Virginia’s Kyle Guy’s wedding registry, then is asked by UVA to take the post down.

2) Kyle gives an interview with reporters confirming the story (blogged by Reags).

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3) Reporters asked notorious good, common-sense having guy Mark Emmert about the situation and he is absolutely flabbergasted anyone would think the NCAA would do that.

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FLABBERGASTED.

STUNNED.

borderline PERSONALLY INSULTED.

Emmert was right – it didn’t come from the NCAA.

It came from Virginia, a college with a D1 sports program that is part of Mark Emmert’s NCAA and for some reason – don’t ask me why –  felt they needed to take these steps with the registry.

So now – it’s all good.  The registry is up and the toaster ovens and food processors are rolling in (people are such assholes that put food processors and shit like that on their wedding registry.  I know why that $459.95 espresso maker from Williams-Sonoma is on there, Jenna.  You know I won’t buy it, but you know I know someone WILL buy it, so it guilts me into bumping up my spend.  Jenna isn’t a real person but it’s a pseudonym for like 13 real girls at this point.  And that is why I always end up buying the 2nd most expensive thing on the registry.)

“Once again, love conquers all” in Mark Emmert’s NCAA, just like it always does!

Except for when it took that car away from that UCLA girl who won the halftime contest.

Or when Emmert sat on 37 (yes 37) reports of sexual assault at Michigan State for 8 years.

Or when they did the 15 other things mentioned in that link above, like punish/ban/rule ineligible:

-Ohio State kids getting tattoos.
-Oklahoma players taking second servings of pasta at a team buffet.
-Players putting cream cheese and jelly on their bagels.
-Homeless players sleeping on a teammates’ floor.
-Players playing pickup in a Church rec league over the summer.
-Kickers with Youtube accounts.
-Mismanaging 4 real, important investigations as poorly as humanly possible. (Miami, Penn State, UNC, Baylor)
-Barring players for repeating 9th grade due to family issues.
-Suspending players for “not making satisfactory progress towards a degree” while on pace to graduate early.
-Impermissible Laser Tag.
-Congratulatory Phone Calls to Little League Pitchers
-Recruit Using Too Much WiFi
-Improper Icing On Cookies
-Using University water to wash your car.
-(15 was “Fucking His Own Face.”)

Those are all real.  Seriously, hit the link – they’re all in there, with the original articles.

And there are so many more.  Soooo many more.  I just screenshotted them because I got too tired of hyperlinking – if you search “NCAA” in our search bar and narrow it down to Kmarko, they’re all in there.  And that’s not even taking into account Reags.

And this is just a PORTION.

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Anyway, the point is:  Virginia, I get it.

Congrats Kyle!