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The White Sox Are Offering The Best Fan Experience In Baseball

No, I am not talking about the right field bleachers which has been designed for fat people who are too lazy to go get their 4th hot dog of the day. I am talking about the concourse showing Maury Povich during the game. Nobody has the attention span for a 4 hour baseball game now with their replays and pitching changes and working counts. Shit takes forever. Let me dine on a little baby momma drama between batters. He rounded the bases, but is he safe from having to pay child support. Come back before the 7th inning stretch to find out!