New Reality Show "Princesses: Long Island" Is Gonna Feature Some Seriously Big Assholes
NY Post – “Jersey Shore” is finally over, but there’s a new reality series showcasing another set of outrageous, privileged 20- and 30-somethings in the New York area. Meet the cast of Bravo’s upcoming reality show “Princesses: Long Island,” premiering June 2 at 9 p.m. We all know about the Boomerang generation — kids right out of college who couldn’t get a job post-recession, forcing them to return to the nest. But that’s not the case with these six Long Island gals, who love mooching off mom and dad so much, they have no plans of leaving anytime soon. They’re trading rent bills for parental perks such as unlimited credit lines, laundry service and nightly home-cooked meals. After years of living in Manhattan walk-up apartments, Chanel Omari, 28, has returned to her old room back home, where she blogs about fashion. She says now she never has to worry about mundane chores such as stocking up on toilet paper. “When some guys hear that I live at home, they are weirded out,” says White, who thinks it’s OK for a woman to live with her parents but not for a man to do the same. “I would never date a guy who lives at home. I’d be like, ‘Go date your mom’s friend,’?” she says, before admitting, “There’s a double standard.” Then there’s the issue of bringing a guy home. When Omari recently sneaked a date back into her house, her Orthodox Jewish mother burst in on the pair, yelling: “Chanel, what are people going to think of you? What are you, some kind of whore? I didn’t raise you like this!”
I remember when Jersey Shore first came out. I didn’t think it was gonna be a big deal like it was. Because those are the kinda guys I grew up with and went to high school with. So seeing guidos with blowouts going tanning and dancing in circles didn’t even faze me. I quickly realized that like nobody else in the country had ever witnessed anything like that and saw it blow up into a phenomenon.
Its gonna be the same situation with this show on Bravo. Not to the same extent, but the same shit basically. There are people out there who have never witnessed a catty Jappy Long Island brat. There are people out there who have never witnessed anything quite like a Jewish bitch from Roslyn, Long Island. The word “spoiled” is gonna be redefined when you see a fucking 30 year old chick from Great Neck living at home with their parents. They all “work in fashion.” They all think they’re hot shit. And no matter how good looking they may be, they almost never have a boyfriend because nobody can tolerate their bullshit. Should be fun watching the world be introduced to the bitches of Long Island.
For the record:
A. Maybe, but face down ass up.
B. Yes, and we’ll film it. I’ll call you Teen Mom.
C. I wouldn’t even be your beer pong partner, toots.
D. Are you one of the moms or the daughters? Ah fuck it, either way I’ll smash.
E. Yes. Definitive yes.