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Joe Biden Misconduct Allegations Continue! Second Woman Accuses Him Of Rubbing Her Nose... With HIS! (AND DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING CALL IT ESKIMO KISSING)

Courant- A Connecticut woman says Joe Biden touched her inappropriately and rubbed noses with her during a 2009 political fundraiser in Greenwich when he was vice president, drawing further scrutiny to the Democrat and his history of unwanted contact with women as he ponders a presidential run

“It wasn’t sexual, but he did grab me by the head,” Amy Lappos told The Courant Monday. “He put his hand around my neck and pulled me in to rub noses with me. When he was pulling me in, I thought he was going to kiss me on the mouth.”

“There’s absolutely a line of decency. There’s a line of respect. Crossing that line is not grandfatherly. It’s not cultural. It’s not affection. It’s sexism or misogyny.”

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Oh dear. This is… this is getting quite naughty now. Just three days ago, Nevada Assemblywoman Lucy Flores came forward with unsettling accusations against Biden. She claimed he once sniffed, and then kissed, the back of her head.

To be clear, they weren’t on the subway. Or in a department store, or in the booth of a porn store in 1974.

This was at a campaign event. And grandpa Joe was trying to get that whiff. And that, friends, is behavior unbecoming of the vice-presidency, let alone the presidency. Things were looking dire for old Joe.

Tonight, another bombshell. A Connecticut woman by the name of AMY LAPPOS wrote a FACEBOOK POST detailing how, at a 2009 FUNDRAISER IN GREENWICH, Joe Biden pulled her in and RUBBED HIS FUCKING NOSE AGAINST HERS!

That is the single whitest crime I have ever summarized in my entire fucking life. The mind reels.

Here’s the truth: if I were a woman and an old man rubbed his nose against mine, I’d be furious. You know why? Because as a man, if an old man did that to me, I’d be furious. As a boy, when someone did that to me, I was furious. It doesn’t matter what gender, age, or race you are—having your nose rubbed by an old man’s nose is fucking out of line. Just cut the shit, old people. Stay at a distance. Your breath smells like tinfoil and wet wash clothes. And while we’re airing our grievances, I’ll add that when old women kissed me on the lips as a child, I fucking hated that too. That’s worse actually. Unless Joe had a runny nose. In which case, it’s back to that.

The idea that the Democrats’ most viable candidate for 2020 might go down because of some non-consensual inuit kisses? (That is the correct progressive term you outdated, ignorant fucks). I can’t—I don’t even know where to begin. They’re tearing themselves apart, and Trump is sitting in the white house grabbing pussy and shrimp because he certainly doesn’t have to reach for that second term.

Hey democrats: regarding 2020?