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Zah Going Home And Playing An LIRR Train Simulator Might Be The Craziest Thing I've Ever Seen

We’ve got some weird brains at Barstool Sports. We attract weird brains. Tommy Smokes, Nate, Mush, Francis, I mean I could name everyone in the company. Everyone has their weird thing. I spent the last two days watching nothing but tennis for Christ’s sake. But Zah going home and playing an LIRR train video game might be the most wild thing I’ve ever seen in my life. That is without exaggeration. I mean what is going on here?

When your train breaks down you just have to wait fifteen minutes for service? Excuse me WHAT?!? Are we in some other reality? Is this the Matrix? What’s happening? I need an explanation right now. I won’t go to bed without one. I’ve seen people play flight simulators before, but never a train one where you’re going 3 mph and have to wait when your train breaks down. The real question might be how high does Zah get when he goes home that he just chills and plays an LIRR video game?

Me and Frankie have been texting on the side trying to figure out if Zah is actually controlling the trains for the LIRR right now. We’re honestly not sure based on this Jack Mac tweet.

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If there’s anyone I’d trust the least with a plane, train, automobile, even a bicycle it’s easily Mush. I wouldn’t even trust him holding a kite.

Update: There are Amtrak routes too. Does that mean he sits at the train simulator for SIX HOURS?

Oh my god…