NFL Monday Morning Rewind Brought To You By Directv - NFC

Big Cat11/17/2014 5:01 PM

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Those are Frank Gore’s balls, the point? There is no point. Sometimes a guy just has his balls out in the middle of the NFL game and you say wow, look at that guy’s balls.

The games….

Atlanta 19, Carolina 17

Hello Cam, did you watch any film this week Cam???

Here’s why the NFL is such a crazy league and people will always love it. Last year, the Carolina Panthers were arguably the 3rd best team in the NFL. They were a hard hitting divisional playoff game with the 49ers away from the NFC Championship. They were tough, their defense was mean, Cam Newton was playing well. And this year, well this year they haven’t won a game in over a month, been blown out by double digits 5 times and Cam Newton looks like he’s never played football.

And with all that being said, they were still a late field goal away from winning this game and still being in the hunt because the NFC South is garbage.

2010 NFC West bad. Somehow the Falcons or Saints will win this division and just like in 2010 have a home playoff game and probably beat a Super Bowl Contender because as always, the NFL makes NO SENSE.

I almost nunchucked you, you don’t even realize

Minnesota 13, Chicago 21

Take that bag off your head bro! We’re back

And yes winning ugly still counts as winning in this league.

Then again it wasn’t exactly winning ugly because the Stache is back.

Final note from this game, do you just quit football after this?

Hey Jay, I’m open, this guy doesn’t count, he sucks, just throw it to me no way he can actually guard me, just do it, pretend he doesn’t exist, ready, go! TOUCHDOWN!

Bengals 27, Saints 10

If you missed it yesterday the Saints only victory was this guy stealing a football from a Bengals fan in the front row.

Oh the entire internet hates me? Good thing I don’t even know what that is suckers!

Of course, because this is America and we all win all the time, she got her ball.

As for the game, well you already know, by rule, if the NFC South has a winnable home game they will lose it and somehow the Bengals are back alive after being murdered by the Patriots, or something.

duhhh, I played good football guys

Dude, I can’t believe I still get paid either.

Buccaneers 27, Redskins 7

Ohhhhh boy. The leaves change, the air gets cold, and the wheels come off the Washington Redskins Bus.

Mike Evans is quickly becoming a super villian and I absolutely LOVE it. Just no one tell him he’s on a 2 win team, don’t want to ruin this.

Will the real DeSean Jackson please stand up.

Phew, thank god he isn’t talking about me

*grabs pumpkin spice latte, throws on a nice pair of brown fuck me boots*

Broncos 7, Rams 22

Moment of silence for Emmanuel Sanders….

Call me a simpleton but this guy cracks me up.

Should’ve watched more tape.

If you haven’t figured out by now the Rams are the worst team to bet for or against. Every single year they do this. they suck but they show up for big games and somehow beat teams when they shouldn’t. Conservatively speaking they have ruined 10,384 teases in the past 3 years. I just looked back and since 2012 they have won 8 outright games when they were a TD or more underdog. So I guess the lesson is the Rams are actually great to bet on, I’m just too dumb to realize it.

-Coach, Coach, you just pulled of an improbable win, what will you do to celebrate?

-I’m getting a blumpkin from my wife.