Jenna Jameson Charged With Battery After Citizens Arrest

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Los Angeles (CNN) – Former porn star Jenna Jameson was charged with battery over the weekend after police said she assaulted someone. The incident took place in Orange County on Saturday evening, police said. Authorities released bare-bones information about the incident Sunday night, saying little more than the person who was assaulted made a citizen’s arrest and called officers. Jameson, 38, knows the person, but Newport Beach Police Lt. Evan Sailor said he didn’t know what their relationship was. Police took Jameson to the Newport Beach Police Jail. She was later released without having to post bail. The battery charge is a misdemeanor. No one from the Jameson camp was available for comment.

How in the fuck does a citizens arrest work? Those are real things? I thought for sure that was something that was made up in the movies. “Stay put until the police get here! This is a citizens arrest!” You gotta be one serious asshole to try and pull that shit. Its like the ultimate tattle tale. Either fight back or shut the fuck up. Don’t go crying to the cops. Against Jenna Jameson nonetheless. I’d consider it an honor if that chick thought it was worth it to batter me. God knows I’ve lost a ton of batter over her.

And I don’t care if she looks like a totem pole now. Its about legacy. Nobody remembers Jordan on the Wizards and nobody is gonna remember this version of Jenna Jameson now. Just let her go on her way and leave the citizens arrest bullshit to Hollywood.