Colt McCoy Drinks A Gallon Of Milk Per Day Directly Out Of The Cow

As if I couldn’t love Colt McCoy any more than I already did, he goes ahead and does this! What a legend of not just the game, but of the world. He is a rare breed of American hero. Imagine having a QB that doesn’t drink a gallon of milk directly out of a cow’s teet, couldn’t be my team. That’s why Colt is taking us to the Super Bowl this year. Those strong bones (let’s ignore that he broke his leg and just had another surgery on it and is currently on crutches) are going to pave the way. The Cow and Colt Connection (CCC) is what we’ve been needing for the last 20 years.

And hopefully Colt is bottling that good milk up and passing it around. Let Jordan Reed get some, it’ll probably reverse his 15 concussions. Let Alex Smith get some, he’ll be throwing 7 yard hitches again in no time. And let Dan Snyder get some, he’ll…well hopefully he’ll get a bad batch and develop polio or something. Oh well, can’t win em all.

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PS: I love that Jay couldn’t remember the word “utter” so he impishly whispered “teet”.