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This Dad Swatting His Kid's Shot Right Into His Other Kid's Face Had To Feel Great

As far as I can tell, this would be the only cool part about having kids, dominating them in sports they’re terrible at because they haven’t developed the proper motor functions yet. Everything else I’ve witnessed about having kids seems objectively bad. My friends who are parents don’t get any sleep, have far less money than they used to, never get to have any fun and have to deal with poop and pee on a far too regular basis. I’m sure my mind will change about kids eventually but right now it just doesn’t seem worth it.

But even with all of that said, it might all be worth it for the moments like the one above. The moments where you just straight up Dikembe Mutombo a ball right into your kid’s face. The kid who got hit in the face didn’t even shoot the ball but he took one of the all time ricochet shots but who cares. It was still domination from that Dad and it had to feel great after all the times he’s had to deal with those kids’ bodily fluids at all hours of the day.