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Someone Tried To Gym-Shame My Girlfriend But Whatever, When You're That Hot, Things Happens

It’s sad that my smoking hot girlfriend can’t even go to the gym anymore without some creep taking out their phone and trying to film her. We’re not mad about it because we know the weirdo who took this video is just jealous of her good looks, but it’s still weird though. Like, there is she pumping iron, trying to keep that figure tight and fit, and someone zooms up on her when she’s in the zone? Get a life, dude. Sorry she’s a smoke and you’re not, but guess what cowboy, while you’re jerking off to this video later tonight she’ll be at home with me.