PRAY FOR THE MOON!!!
Touch those bases, Bryce. Hit that one so hard I’m pretty sure it ended up back in Canada. That right there is what a $330 million stroke looks like.
We’ve got the Sixers beating the Celtics. We’ve got the Flyers season almost mercifully coming to an end. And now we’ve got Bryce Harper crushin’ dingers in a Phillies uniform. It is going to be a glorious spring in the city of Philadelphia, folks. Doesn’t get much better than this. Ring that damn bell!