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Alright, Time To Name The New Sea Otter Pup At The Shedd

 

 

So I had this scheduled for this morning until Nate posted it, I put it in the drafts and was going to ignore it but you know what fuck that. When a baby sea otter pup is rescued in my city I’m going to blog it and we’re going to name it. So let’s do that. Leave your names in the comment section. If anyone is actually right or they pick your name I’ll bring you with me to see him this winter.

 

 

My 3 picks.

 

3. Bill – His face kind of reminds me of the gopher in Caddy Shack, Bill Murray was in it, Bill. Easy as that. Total Bill.

 

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2. Jimmy – I don’t know why I thought this swim on your back move made him a Jimmy but it did. If we want to get frisky we can even call him Lil’ Jimmy The Otter Pup.

 

 

 

 

1. Sherman – Go suck on your ba-ba sherman, you little nerd.

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Honorable Mentions – Alvin, Bobby, Mohammed, Winston.

 

 

PS

If you know my history with baby animals this thing won’t make it to Thanksgiving. RIP Sherman.