Disney Characters/Barstool Breakfast—Who’s Who?

Ignore the first fifty-three seconds of that clip unless you want to hear about Large’s diarrhea. All you need to know is that he got over it. The clip doesn’t even do the question justice. We spent an entire hour trying to figure out which Disney character most aligned with which person on Barstool Breakfast based on looks and personality. I think we nailed it. Here’s what we came up with.
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Willie = Pumbaa. A jovial beast with a short fuse and an undying loyalty for friends and loved ones. Get on his wrong side and he’ll run you over, but if he likes you, he’ll give you the shirt off his back. They also have a similar haircut and build which was ninety percent of the reason the group chose him. Not to mention the smell (Willie’s feet/Pumbaa’s ass). Personally, I would’ve given him Winnie the Pooh, but that’s just me.

Large = Sully from Monsters Inc. He picked Sully for himself, so we ran with it. I see the resemblance; both big, both hairy (not in this pic), both have had problems with former employers. Similar easy-going demeanor as well. Also, everyone loves Sully and the same is true for Large at HQ. He bugs the shit out of me, but I think I’m in the minority.

Francis =  Gaston. Strong, pedantic, and confident. Also both into going after girls that end up getting them in trouble. Physique is shockingly similar, as are their teeth. I think it took us ten seconds total to match then up.

Pat = Captain Hook. We’re both tall and skinny with big noses and flamboyant personalities. Which I’m guessing is the reason the they chose him for me. Not to mention the fact we both have zero patience for anything whatsoever.

Jetski = Tiger. I thought Tiger’s career ended after Pooh went off the air, but apparently he’s an accomplished rapper. Jetski also has a Soundcloud, so it made perfect sense. I’m not even going to go into the physical resemblance.

Zah = one of The Seven Dwarfs. Probably Happy, but it doesn’t really matter.