Aaron Judge is a Goddamn Man Rocket

Looks like Judge did a full spread for Bloomingdales and every woman out there is having trouble breathing because of it. Look at the caption on that first tweet. I mean look at this fucking guy. I just showed Ellie and she almost fainted.

The guy can go 12/12 with Victoria’s Secret cover models and then go inside out and take a ball over 400 feet to right center.

I’m in love. Please give me a fully healthy season with no bizarro world freak injuries and maybe we can get 60 homers and win an MVP while we’re at it. And then a World Series MVP.