Any headline involving Kid Rock after the year let’s say 2013 sounds like a madlib. The headline of this blog, Kid Rock Made His First Hole In One Yesterday While Playing With Jack Nicklaus, sounds like a madlib. It’s gotta be because everybody thought Kid Rock was going to die in the late 1990s/early 2000s. Kid Rock lived such a reckless lifestyle back then that none of us, probably not even Kid Rock, thought about what he’d be like in the year 2019 so anything and everything he does now sounds fake.
Like how did Kid Rock and Jack Nicklaus become best friends? Some investigating needs to be done on the nature and extent of their relationship. The obvious answer is they both like golf and it brought them together but that doesn’t totally explain why this guy
is pals with this guy
It doesn’t add up. Some might also say they share similar political views and have run into each other at a lot of events and their relationship grew from that. It does seem like they’re always paired up together at any celebrity golf thing.
Look at this tweet
Anyway. Congratulations to Kid Rock on the hole in one. What a hilarious sentence that is.