Browns Fans Can Schedule Their Naps For 12:30 This Afternoon

Some people say that the Masters is the best event of the year to nap on the couch during, but as a Cleveland Browns fan I believe it is the Saturday of the NFL Combine when the quarterbacks workout. And while the fans of the lowly franchises like the Cardinals, Raiders, Jaguars, Bucs, Giants, and Patriots will be glued to the TV this afternoon because they need to figure out their quarterback plan for the future, I will be sawing logs on my nice leather sectional because we already have our guy.

Who’s throwing today? Don’t care. How big are their hands? Don’t care. What are their 40 times?

Wake me up when the receivers and and defensive backs work out. We need PIECES. We don’t need the main course. And I’m not trying to brag about it or anything….we’re just in a different position than about 25 of the other 31 franchises in the NFL. We can go Best Available, and they’ll over compensate and draft by need. And then they’ll treat Draft Day like it’s their biggest event of the year, well because it is their biggest event of the year! It’s like their Super Bowl. It gives them hope. I don’t even know when we pick this year? 17? I probably won’t even be awake that late. I’ll be sleeping. Just like I will be today when the QBs work out.