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The Chicago Bulls Just Won a 4OT THRILLER Against The Hawks

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SEE RED BITCHES!!!!

WILD game at Damen and Madison I mean in the ATL tonight.

My biggest takeaway from the game is this…

…apparently Vince Carter still plays in the NBA:

Had no fucking clue.  If you would have asked me when he retired I would have told you at least 5 years ago, and if I had to correctly guess what team he played for get shot in the head, I’m getting shot in the head 10x out of 10.  There is no embellishment when I say that.

For reference, Vince Carter had his famous 360 windmill dunk in the dunk contest in 2000

2000!!!!  I’m 30 years old now and that was almost TWENTY years ago.  Here’s a list of things I’ve accomplished in the 19 years since Vince Young won the slam dunk contest:

1.

Anyways yeah back to the game.  Apparently Lavine went off, and I say apparently there because I only watched the last 2 mins of the 3rd OT and then the 4th OT.  This is the NBA we’re talking about after all.  But his stat line corroborates that statement, however:

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Trae Young that scrawny little bitch did too:

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Didn’t matter though.  Because Lauri and Otto were even more wet tonight:

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Did I say that right?  Prolly not but idgaf

But yeah the Bulls won 6 of 7, are now 18 and 45 with 19 games left, and probably screwing themselves out of a shot at Zion unless Stern rigs the lottery for them again:

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And that was talking basketball