Holy Shit The New Warped Tour Lineup Is So Good I Think I Blacked Out And Made It

WAIT WHAT?

Hold on. Did highschool/college/current Barstool Nate make this lineup? This is nuts. Two of my all time favorite bands, blink and Taking Back Sunday, will be there. The Offspring will be there. Don’t tell me you don’t want to hear Pretty Fly For A White Guy live and in concert. Good Charlotte will be there. 311 will be there. If you didn’t listen to Love Song nonstop high school and college I don’t know who you think you are. I mean it just keeps going. Simple Plan? The Starting Line?! “Best Of Me” goes toe to toe with any song in the genre or otherwise. Then bands that I don’t even love but still have songs I enjoy like Valencia, We The Kings, Save Ferris, Reel Big Fish, Man Overboard, Less Than Jake, and A Day To Remember.

And of course Andrew WK. Remember playing Madden and “Party Hard” would play every 5 minutes? Classic.

Oh and Gym Class Heroes. Da da da da. Da da da da. That song was played 5 times an hour on every radio station when it came out. Incredible.

This looks like the can’t miss concert of the Summer/Decade/Century.