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Jimmy Kimmel Had Parents Tell Their Kids "I Ate All The Halloween Candy" For The 4th Year In A Row And It's Basically The Meanest Thing In The World

 

 

Ahhh a yearly tradition of Jimmy Kimmel having parents be mean to their kids and then putting in on the internet for the whole world to see. Now maybe this is because I have an immature dumb brain, but I always side with the kids in these videos. Telling someone you ate all of their Halloween candy is fucked up. I remember when I was a kid I would get mad at my parents when they threw the “suspect” candy away. You know the off brand shit that probably had razorblades or poison in it. Hell if I bought a huge bag of candy today, as a grown adult, and someone took it and ate all of it I’d probably stomp my feet and tell them they’re the worst as well. You just don’t fuck with a kid and his candy. It’s like taking crack away from a crackhead or beer away from an alcoholic. It’s fucked up and you don’t do it. Let people live their lives Jimmy, this is just cruel.

 

 

Now with all that said, since he insists on doing this every year, here are the best ones…

 

The chick you date that specifically picks fights with you in public places. Go to a bar with all of your friends, she’s going to find something you did wrong and have an all out war about it.

 

 

 

The kids wearing every Boston team t-shirt who are about 15 years old telling their mom to shut up. Maybe time to stop trick or treating guys, I thought you were in High School.

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This kid just being cold and calm. Get out and never come back.

 

 

And last but not least, little Cardinals fan being a total drama queen. So fucking typical.  Whine some more dude. Hate you.

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