Jacoby Ellsbury Arrives At Spring Training And Looks Like He's In The Best Shape Of His Entire Life

Alright so they’ve officially given away his number. He has to be dead. The conspiracy theory is true. He no longer exists on this Earth. Glad we can move on and continue to recoup that insurance money.

I get anxiety every time I look at this contract.

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Yes, I’m aware they let old players wear their old numbers at spring training. That’s beside the point. Ellsbury is gone.